Singing the Flu's away

Researchers at the Institute have released the results of their recent experiments which may indicate that practitioners of Dr. Cox and Dr. None's revolutionary new breathing/singing technique, as described in their popular book Experience Life Before Death in Two Minutes & Fifty Seconds, may also be inadvertently innoculating themselves against Swine Flu.

Early results show that not one of the devotees of the technique has been struck down with the disease, which is on the verge of being declared a pandemic.

Research results in detail.
Recent purchasers of Experience Life Before Death in Two Minutes & Fifty Seconds were being interviewed re their disease history when a student noticed that not one of the subjects reported having suffered from Swine Flu.
Senior researchers then expanded their sample base to include as many purchasers as thay were able to track down using sales receipts from All Good Bookstores, the official marketer of Experience Life Before Death in Two Minutes & Fifty Seconds.
To their amazment not one person who had purchased the book and tried the technique which enables practitioners to achieve genuine Pre-Death experiences, reported any symptoms of Swine Flu.

Institute Vice-Chancellor, Dr. O. None feels that although more testing is necessary before a definite link between use of the technique and immunity from infection can be declared certain, the urgency of the current situation demands that the Institute's results should be made public so that Australians can decide for themselves how best to cope with the current danger to their families.

Experience Life Before Death in Two Minutes & Fifty Seconds is available at All Good Bookstores.